F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

INTERESTING STAT!

I confess to not knowing how to do the whole Elias thing, but I would venture to say that last night was the first time in the rivalry that Ortiz and Manny collected 7 hits between them in a regular season game and the Red Sox lost in a blow out, or lost at all for that matter. What does it tell us that this offensive powerhouse could lose badly when its 2 big guns were on almost every time up.

1. This team has become Youkilis dependent thanks to the dreadful performance of J.D. Drew. Manny and Ortiz are getting less back-up and so the offence is more front loaded. If I were a Sox fan, I would be screaming on my F*&! Terry Francona blog that Lowell should be batting fifth, at least until August when he runs out of gas.

2. Manny ain't being Manny. Everyone has noted how cold Manny was in April, how typical that was, how he was bound to heat up like always. Well by the end of May, Manny is usually sizzling and continues to do so until mid-August when he tends to fade for about a month or so before resurging. And in a way Manny has heated up. His batting average has risen to 282 and at this rate he should be at 300 in no time. But Manny is not driving the ball with anything like the consistency one ordinarily sees by this point in the season. Here's my interesting stat. Manny's slugging % right now is almost exactly the same as Jason Varitek, who really isn't a power hitter anymore, and the same as Dustin Pedroia, who never was and never will be. Manny got 4 hits last night but he didn't collect the RBI's he would have in past years from 2 of those hits being homers. Are we seeing a decline in Manny owing to age, continued unhappiness in Boston or his own self-distracting propensities?

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