F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

As I was saying...

Wrong Stuff managed to keep his era exactly at 7.20, by giving up four runs, all earned, in five innings. But Torre wasn't satisfied with starting a minor league talent. He relieved him with the egregious Mr. Proctor, who soon gave up the home run that put the game out of reach. Just to rub salt in his own fans' wounds, Torre topped things off by going to his other disaster, Sturtze, who gave up 2 runs in a single inning. I'm surprised slow-Joe doesn't bring Allan Embree back just for fun. They are saying that he regards Wright as his fifth starter until Pavano returns (from witness protection presumably), meaning that Aaron Small, the team itself and we fans are all out of luck.

Meanwhile the Yankees didn't exactly cover them selves with glory at the plate either. Granted, Halladay is a really fine pitcher, but the Yankees had runners in scoring position six times during the game and failed to plate or even advance one of them. What's more their 0-6 rsp was festooned with two double plays. I mean its the classic pattern. But of course with Jared on the mound, I'm sure everyone felt they had to hit one out every at bat. You will remember I said there'd be a heartburn tonight (heartburn tonight, with no win in sight, cause we're stuck with Jared Wright). If I can see these things coming, why can't the man being paid millions of George's dollars to avoid them.

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