F*&! Joe Torre
Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.
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I thought I'd post the link below as a public service, since
1) I know Joe agrees with me about the accuracy of the sentiment behind it;
2) it's a blog that anyone who enjoys reading (or writing) a blog called F*&! Joe Torre would clearly enjoy;
3) it's in keeping with the critique of baseball's conventional wisdom epidemic...
Click to see what I mean.
Great site. While I agree with the general sentiment that JOE MO MUST GO and take Miller with him, I must say they are no worse than Joe-Boy Buck (there's no cretin like a morally superior legacy cretin) and Tim McCarver, who has the unmitigated gall to imagine he is ingenious. While I continually wish Morgan and Miller off the air, for their sheer verbal and analytic ineptitude, I find myself harboring darker and less healthy wishes concerning Tiny Brain Tim and his callow friend.
Yes, but fortunately Fire Joe Morgan also catalogues some of McCarver's finest, such as his recent comment about a "Mark Wohlberg fastball. Catch me if you can"--which makes no sense no matter how you slice and dice it.
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