F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The Answer

is two. That's how many tools AROD can presently boast. He still hits for power and he still runs pretty well, but noone who hovers between the 270s and 280s can be said to hit for average, his fielding is atrocius and his arm is well nigh pathological. So he's now a 2 tool player. For the kind of 2=tool player he is, please see BGW's comment on my last post. He has discovered incredibly telling statistical evidence to bear out our sense that AROD regularly founders in the clutch and fails the small ball test miserably.

Everyone wondered when Boston acquired Josh Beckett whether he could really pitch a full season, given that he'd never reached 200 innings before. The good news for the chowderheads is that he can pitch late in the season; the bad news is that he can't pitch at all well. He's hit some sort of rookie wall it looks like.

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