F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Thirty Eight Left on Base

in just the last 2 games. That's right 38 or,if you like an average of 2.11 runners every single inning. Every inning. Over 2 games. How is that possible? And why isn't slow Joe all over them about it? Yankees like Damon and AROd were just kicking back after the game and talking about how impressed they were with the Angels rookie pitcher, Saunders, who spent most of the night wiggling out of trouble. Look in the mirror fellows. He wasn't that good. Like last night, you were that bad. Every single Yankee hitter left runners on base tonight except the pinchhitters, Posada and Cano, both of whom struck out. If the Yankees want to make the playoffs they better get back on the grinder train, pronto.

And that starts with Joda playing his everyday players (Posada aside) everyday. There was no reason for Cano to be sitting and resting, especially with Cairo unavailable and a double A reject as the only replacement. In case he hasn't checked lately, Cano is the best hitter on the team not named Derek Jeter and Nick Greene isn't within slingshot distance of the mendoza line. If Torre wants these guys to be serious, he has to be less casual about who walks on the field. And they'd better get serious, cause the Sox will sweep Baltimore and that lead could well be gone by the time we head to Fenway for 5, at which point we'd feel lucky leaving down only one. The Yankees can't just accept the fact that they have trouble with the Angels, with new pitchers (like Jared Weaver) etc. the time is now to play the kind of stubborn ball they did 2 weeks ago. Every time they'd win a playoff or World Series game during the dynasty, Jeter would always say the same thing. It doesn't matter if we don't win tomorrow too. Well they played heroically when they were really undermanned, but the captain should make it clear to them that they will have wasted that effort if they don't start winning again immediately. Boston, let's not forget has the highest % of home games left of any contender and the highest winning % at home of any contender. All the Yanks have done so far is put themselves in a position where they can win the division; they haven't even started doing so yet, and slow Joe best get off the tranquilizers and communicate the urgency if they are going to start. This team has guys who either are gamers (Jeter, Cabrera, Cano, Fasano), can be gamers (Posada, Williams, Giambi), would like to be gamers (AROD, Abreu) or used to be great gamers (Damon), guys who properly motivated and mobilized are capable of playing over long stretches with a refuse to lose attitude, but in my view, Torre's torpid serenity works as an impediment to the kind of mind set necessary to a small ball grind it out approach. So every time the Yanks start to win a little bit, and Torre's complacency seems to be vindicated, they tend to revert to their old sit around and wait for the home run posture. and then of course they start losing.

3 Comments:

Blogger joe valente said...

I agree with you that they are not afraid of losing just now, I think they've become complacent about winning. And while I think they played pretty well in 1 of the Chicago games, the first loss in extras, I do think there is a very uneven application of effort at the moment. Melky is really busting it and so is Cano and, for that matter, Posada, though he isn't hitting. But Damon seems to me to be going through the motions, Wilson seems to have belonged on the Pirates, AROD's hustle is off and on, and I wonder whether Torre's getting the most out of Giambi's passion (and he really does have it) by never letting him onto the field.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why in the world would Torre ever have Cano on the bench? Right now, he's the best player on the team, better even than Jeter at the moment. And Torre sits him down last night, because he's just coming back from the DL, doing his usual molly-coddling bit. Ridiculous. Cano is fine and can and should play every day. He's 23 years old--he could play 365 days a year.

2:10 PM  
Blogger joe valente said...

Look, they won today precisely because Cano was in the line-up
2-4, a homer, 3 rbis. Who knows if they wouldn't have won last night if he'd been in there.

3:41 PM  

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