F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Monday, August 28, 2006

How Can they Be So Bad?

When I worried aloud a few days back that the Yankees could easily blow the lead they had built up with their ragged bullpen, bad at bats and free in season vaction for Mussina, I simply failed to grasp how terrible Boston had suddenly become, or rather how terrible Boston became in response to the massacre. Even though that series occurred early enough for them to climb back into the race, they acted as if they were dead and so they seem to be. Before Sunday's games, the yankees were 1-4 on thier trip, with a minor leaguer starting the last game of the west coast swing. Had Boston been able to go 4-1 to that point in their swing (not unreasonable when three of the games were against Seattle) they would have looked likely to pick up 3 of the 5 they lost jusat like that and been back in the hunt. Down 5-0 in the fifth against OAK., it looks like they will now drop 8 games in the loss column to the Yanks, which means if the Yanks play just 500 ball the rest of the way, The sox will have to go 23-8 just to tie things. The key game was saturday night. With the Yanks losing in ther afternoon, the Sox had a 3-2 lead late to cut the lead to 4 1/2. But they let Seattle grind on them the way they have typically ground on other teams, and they lost. Now Manny seems to have gone fishing, Lester is hurt, cutting down their rotation further, and even Ortiz is out of the line-up tonight, in what seems a concessionary move by Francona, who by trhe way was heard cursing Manny's decision not to play again. Wasn't it morning in RedSox nation just a couple of weeks ago, with Ortiz as MVP, Manny as beloved teammate and hitting titan, the young arms looking to October and power pitching? How did they come to lose not only their swagger but their intensity, their interest and their cohesiveness so abruptly? Theo has taken alot of het for not making deadline moves and (here) for complaining his resources were econd to one, but an utter implosion such as the Sox seem to going through speaks to the character of the present team as much as the injuries they've suffered or the additions they let pass. After losing 6 in a row, including the massacre, they have now lost three going on four in a row, 10 of their last 12, and lately they have been scoring so little, getting so few hits, that it seems like they really don't care. I have to say, as upset as I cqan get with the Yankees, who are pretty awful themselves right now, if I were a chowderhead, I'd be going ballistic over this mess.

4 Comments:

Blogger joe valente said...

I'm sorry I'm having trouble getting on the blog. First I couldn't comment, now I can't post. Apparently PAvano's broken ribs had not prevented him from pitching and wouldn't prevent him from returning on schedule, whatever that phrase might mean at this point. But no sooner did the amber alert the Yankees put out on the baby seem to work than he pulled a muscle in his right arm and now I guess a further delay is possible. Just the words schedule, delay etc. have become funny when applied to this clown.

Now that Ortiz is out indefinitely with the irregular heartbeat and Manny won't play until the Sox return home, if then, I think it really is over, suddenly but irrevocably. Frankly if you look at alot of the ailments that have suddenly cropped up after the massacre--Pena, Mirabelli, Lester (indefinable back stiffness, in other words a Pavano), Ramirez, the Wakefield setback, Ortiz--it looks to me like they gave up and then found a way to justify their continued failure with the claim, oh we can't compete, we're all banged up, what a spate of injuries, if not for that...
You have to give the Yankees some credit here, and maybe even Joe (whose slow, exceedingly dull, but unswerving), when they had 3 of their nine position players out semi-permantly (Matsui, Sheff, Cano), plus Jeter in and out with the wrist, Damon in and out with the hand etc (see Dr. Suess parody in archive), they could have pulled the same crap we seem to be getting from Boston. They didn't try to deny Boston credit for being in first by claiming or acting like they couldn't compete, and that's why they are in first place now.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, if I were a Boston fan, I'd be so pissed. This is a pretty epic collapse. It doesn't make up for the 4-game playoff sweep, but that neo-Boston Massacre was pretty damn sweet.

10:31 AM  
Blogger joe valente said...

It doesn't make up for th sweep to be sure, but one might ask does it serve to countervail against its effects, i.e. the development of something of a swagger in Boston, a belief that they can or even will win rather than their century long resignation, eerily replayed now, that in the end they must lose.

3:24 PM  
Blogger joe valente said...

It doesn't make up for th sweep to be sure, but one might ask does it serve to countervail against its effects, i.e. the development of something of a swagger in Boston, a belief that they can or even will win rather than their century long resignation, eerily replayed now, that in the end they must lose.

3:24 PM  

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