F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Friday, August 25, 2006

No Rest

All of a sudden, the Yankees are facing another huge series. This is partly their own fault (you can't lose 2 out 0f 3 to Seattle under any circumstances), partly Momma Joe's fault (Mussina should have missed one start not three), and partly the Angels fault (how can a good tema lose 2 consecutive games to a Boston without Manny Ramirez?). But whatever the cause, the Yanks now confront the demons of their own horrible fortunes against LA, while Boston meets a weak Mariners team the Yankees should have had their way with. It seems quite likely that at least one more game of the lead will be sacrificed. And that will be okay. But it is important that no more is trimmed than that. Boston faces Oakland at the end of a long Western swing after that and the Yanks get to go home. The ship could and should be righted at that point. But breaktime is over.

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