F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Friday, August 18, 2006

One Question Before We Start

As the game gets underway, I have a query. given that both Ortiz and Ramirez are so much weaker against lefties, given the attendant iportance of having lefties fresh in the bullpen, why did Joe Bumbles let Villone and Meyers pitch 2 plus innings in a lost cause yesterday? Why not just put the new guy (Lidle's temp) out there and let him pitch until the game ends--12-2, 20-2, 25-2 who cares?

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