F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Friday, September 22, 2006

He's Not Serious

about securing home field advantage. That's the only conclusion you can come to perusing tonight's line-up card. In addition to Giambi, whose resting his wrist, Abreu, AROD, Matsui and Damon all are on thte bench. Sheffield starts, but so do Williams, Gueil, Green and Cairo. Whenyou're only one ahead of Detroit, two ahead of Minnesota, and three ahead of Oakland, this looks like hubris.

2 Comments:

Blogger joe valente said...

Good point. Fortunately he manged to get through his inning of work in just 7 pitches, so I guess he's making his own rest.

1:23 AM  
Blogger joe valente said...

Oh, I forgot to say, Proctor was put in because Farnsworth's back tightened up again. That's no excuse of course, but if Procter can't get any rest, it seems like Kyle does nothing else.

1:25 AM  

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