F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

ANOTHER VICTORY LIKE THIS

and we are done for. Thus spake Pyrrus sometime before the birth of Euro-America's all-time Save-King. Forgetting about the dangers of relying on AROD for 2 out hits, let alone homers, the bullpen, which was brilliant once again, just can't take this much wear on a regular basis (although it is worth noting that Proctor, Farnsworth and Henn all had the day off and noone went more than an inning). BGW notes that the entire rotation looks like Jared Wright, though as I remember it, while he never went more than 5, he usually only gave up a couple. This rotation looks more like the last sad days of Chacon and Small.

But as dire as the pitching is, as weak as Mussina and Pavano might turn out, as impatient as we may be for the return of Wang, as desparate as we may become for the debut of Hughes, Sanchez and Clippard, I have to risk sounding like an idiot and affirming my continued faith in Igawa. Remember he looked awful his first start in spring training, but settled down after that and was quite effective. Today he got shelled not for a lack of stuff, but because he was wild with every pitch but his fastball, and there is seven years of control pitching in Japan to suggest that he typically has command of his breaking stuff. When he's putting the change and the curve over and he's getting rocked I'll start to worry. But for now, I would note that his fastball was coming in at 91 mph. If he can bring it at that level and spot his change up, I think he'll be awright and maybe better than that.

Rasner tomorrow, and you have to hope that a good effort by him might lead to a greater willingness down the road, a short piece down the road, to hitch the Yankees star to their suddenly vibrant farm system.

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