F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Friday, April 27, 2007

OLD AND NEW

The Old

According to Bob Klapisch, the only man left in Carl Pavano's corner is Brian Cashman, probably because Cahsman was responsible for the disastrous signing in the first place and, even worse, for refusing to get rid of him when he had the chance. I adduce this as evidence that Cashman is indeed as crappy a general manager as I've been saying. In the wide and wooly world of free agency, you are going to blow it sometimes. Boston too wanted Pavano, badly. but you don't see boston insisting upon relying upon other bad recruitments they've made. They don't go inot this year depending upon Matt Clement as their 4th starter. They didn't go into last year depending on Wade Miller as their 5th starter. Cashman's refusal to concede just how gutless a wimp Pavano is and how wrong he was about this character has proven nothing short of disastrous. In the clubhouse evidently, Pavano's insistence that something is "grabbing" at his foerearm is being greeted with contemptuous skepticism. They ought to go further. They should make him clean out the latrines if he wants to get the money he will not pitch for.

The New

After a lackluster performance against the Jays, Phil Hughes might benefit from being refunded to Scranton. Or so the conventional wisdom runs. I disagree. I think that with his current assortment of pitches Hughes will likely not become a truly dominant pitcher any time in the near or even distant future. His fast ball is just too straight. In fact, I've never seen a straighter fastball, and that includes Dice-K's, which is pretty flat. But, and this is a big but (hence the italics), should Hughes learn to mix his fastball with a cut fastball, then we are looking at potential greatness. If with that curveball of his, he also develops a split-finger fastball, then there are no limits on what he can do. Who better to school him on the former than Pettite and Mo; who better to school him on the latter than Wang? Let him stay, let him learn, let him flourish.

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