F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY

I so revile Torre, a you need to look no further than today's game. A must win, with an advantageous stretch threatening to go up in smoke thanks to tgheir failure to grind at the plate, it is up to the manager to make sure they are playing with the focus and urgency necessary to keep their season afloat. Instead they lose yet another one run game, this time thanks to a handful of baserunning errors! Cano, Jeter and Abreu all screw up at different points in the game and Torre is left insisting they kn ow how good a team they are, as if their self-image is the ultimate issue. The truth is they are NOT a good team. As Bill Parcells says, you are wht your record says you are and a 500 record says you're mediocre. They ARE an immensely talented team, which makes their mediocrity all that much more the disgrace.In baseball, the difference between being talented and being good typically involves tending to the local: to the here and now of a baserunning situation, a pitch choice, the position of your fielders, the wasting of a single pitch to getg one that's hittable. When you are talented, certainly as talented as this team, playing well is frequently aboujt just keeping your head in the game, completely, for nine full innings. Too often, this team has its head up its ass. And at the end of the day, that's a firing offense--for the manager.

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