F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

WHOSE SIDE IS JODA ON?

Having echoed the Blue Jays criticism of AROD's ruse, Torre goes out of his way to refuse to support Cano's entirely colorable claim that Lowell went outside the rules in throwing an elbow mid-baseline on Saturday. In other words, Joda refuses to support his own players but bends over backwards to support Boston's. Some Yankee pride. This in and by itself is a firable offense.

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