F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Another Hall of Fame

In other Hall of Fame news, Geno Auriema is to be inducted into the basketball Hall of Fame. It is hard to imagine a more deserving choice. To assess how deserving, one need only compare him to his chief rival, Pat Summitt, of Tennessee. Summitt has won a bushelload of championships, but all of them came before the other universities in the country, spearheaded by Auriema and UCONN, started getting serious about women's basketball. Since that time Auriema and UCONN have won 5 championships and Summitt and Tennessee, despite their huge historical momentum, haven't won any. While it is not the case, as some might imagine, that Tennessee has not won anything since they lost one Debbie Hawhee to graduation, it is pretty close to that. Now the one advantage that Summitt has maintained, despite her losing ways, superior recruitment, is apparently eroding as well. Auriema just signed the number one high school prospect in the nation, leaving one to wonder if Summitt will ever win it all again. My guess is no, she's as done as Trish ver dere at Stanford. Congratulations Geno, and as for you Tennessee fans out there, take comfort in the fact that Summitt is not just overrated but transcendently so, rather like the chief object of our blog-spleen, Mr. Torre.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know whose imagination you're invoking, but let's face it, it's only the long term, die hard Tennessee fans, who remember Debbie Hawhee's career at all. Okay, them and the Hawhee family.

As for the theories presented here, I believe more in the underlying arguments about parity in women's basketball than in a wild theory of over- or underratedness.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe more in the underlying arguments about parity in women's basketball than in a wild theory of over- or underratedness.

But such theories are this blog's entire raison d'etre--and the rants are so enjoyable to read. So don't kill the golden goose!

12:53 PM  
Blogger joe valente said...

So I'll continue ranting. Tell me why in the era of parity in women's basketball--a parity that only exists relative to the bad old days when Tennessee, Stanford, La Tech and Immaculata were the only colleges playing the sport--UCONN manages to win five NCAAS in what, nine years, while Tennessee hasn't won since parity kicked in. Only one answer seems possible. Pat Summitt is overrated, and parity is the means whereby that fact could come to light. In other words, far from being opposed to the "wild theory" in question, parity underwrites its truth. As for Hawhee's career, all true basketball fans must look back on it fondly, whether they in fact remember it or not.

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, yes, that logical relation occurred to me after I posted my comment.

Here's a biographical tidbit for you:
At the 1999 and 2000 ESPY Awards, Pat Summitt was nominated for Coach of the Year. She didn't win either year; Joe Torre won both.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the 1999 and 2000 ESPY Awards, Pat Summitt was nominated for Coach of the Year. She didn't win either year; Joe Torre won both.

Thereby completely justifying the inclusion of this post in this blog.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly. Maybe the blogger should look around for all the other coaches who lost out to Torre--surely some of them are 'overrated' too, though not overrated enough to deserve an ESPY. Brilliant!

1:07 AM  

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