F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

the irony, the irony

Before the season, everyone I know, myself included, was saying how the Yankees finally have their tablesetters in place and now they are really going to score. Well, the table setters (Damon and Jeter) are the only ones hitting a lick (Matsui excepted) and the LOB statistics are looking awfully familiar. Torre should be proactive for once in his all-too-inert career. Sit Williams down, he looks exhausted already. Make Giambi the DH (for now) and bring up Eric Duncan to play first. Move Matsui up into the three spot and put Sheffield down in sixth. You have to have somebody batting behind Giambi so he can do what he does best, post-steriods, which is draw walks. Get Posada down into the ninth slot. He ain't hitting and he's not about to start, at least not with any consistency. They really shoulld try and deal him, preferably for a solid middle reliever. They also ought to start sniffing around to see if they can pick up a DH, just in case Giambi is off the HGH. One run against LA's fourth starter. To paraphrase Yogi: it gets ugly early around here.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to ESPN.com:

Piniella mulling return, but only for a contender

Hmm... maybe a midseason replacement? Of course, at this pace, the Devil Rays job is looking better. More of a contender.

10:52 PM  
Blogger joe valente said...

BGW,

I agree with you wholeheartedly about Crosby being a possible DH, or even better the new right fielder, with Sheffield dh-ing. As tonight's post mentions, Torre dhed Posada tonight and that is if anything even morre unacceptable than the sadly degenerated Williams.

12:30 AM  
Blogger joe valente said...

BGW,

One more thing. I think Crosby would be much better in terms of wrap around speed than Cano, who really is not all that fast.

12:36 AM  

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