F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

you can't lose em all

The Yankees went off as they will on occasion, winning a game easily and padding their statistics misleadingly. But there were a couple of good signs in ths game and they should be noted. First of all, Mussina had his second straight good outing, which makes four in a row from the top of the rotation. Had they just won those four games, which they should have, they'd be in good shape right now. Second, Cairo laid down a successful sac bunt early in the game and Damon stole a base early in the game, so maybe they'll stop sitting on their hands so much. as for Posada's big day, it makes for a golden opportunity. Trade him now; his value is likely deceptively high.

My proposal for today: when Aaron Small gets healthy, put him back into the rotation. At 10-0 from last year, he should at least be given the chance to fail. What's more, he is crafty enough to be a decent if not outstanding starter, especially if the Yanks hit like they're supposed to. But his stuff is not sufficiently dominating to make him a particularly effective reliever. They might want to send Chacon to the bullpen. Part of his value lies in his versatility, and he has the kind of stuff that could really shut things down mid-game. They need someone like that. You can always bring him back into the rotation when and if Dotel is ready to go. Torre's refusal to trust Small instances another one of his manifold flaws: his addiction to the familiar and the famous (calling Kevin Brown, Bernie Williams, Allan Embry). He's not just a false icon, he's a bit of an iconicity-fucker.

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