F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Monday, April 17, 2006

close is what counts

As welcome a development as Wang's 7 inning-one er performance was, Sunday's win continued a rather disturbing trend. The Yankees win half their games by blow-out and lose all the close ones. They have scored no less than 9 runs, I believe, in each of their wins, but they have also lost every single close game they have been in. This goes to Joe Torre's vaunted clubhouse leadership. Even those of us who have given up on Torre as a field tactician have sometimes nurtured a belief in his motivational skills. But so far the 2006 Yankees have demonstrated an inability to grind out one run games on the road, which means they have been wasting good starts (by both Mussina and Johnson), something that is probably in limited supply. The greatest Yankee team in history (1998) attained that status by winning all the close ones, a practice that prepares you for the playoffs, where the situation itself makes things tight. A team that finds ways to lose regular season games they might win finds ways to lose playoff series they should win. The most infamous such series in Yankees history (2004 Red Sox) came about precisely because the Yankees could win the blow outs, but as soon as the series tightened the least bit (up 2 late innings game 4), they proved utterly incapable of closing the deal. It's never too early to start worrying about such things, and since Torre's only calling card as a big league manager these days is personnel maximization, he should be doing exactly that.

P.S. The Sox won 7-6 with two runs in the bottom of the ninth for their fourth 1 run win (against no 1 run losses) of the season. They're playing Yankee baseball and we're not.

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