F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

A Noteworthy Occasion?

The Yankees have for the first time this season ascended to the lead in the division, on the wings of a less than impressive 13-10 record. (As of this posting Red Sox Network, ESPN, continue to list the Sox in first place despite the higher winning percentage of the "2nd" place Yankees. Those guys are such wankers.) I guess this speaks to the parity in the division. While I remain utterly unimpressed with the Jays, whose pitching is not nearly as good as advertised, either at the bottom of the rotation or in the bullpen, the Rays are better than I can ever remember them and the Orioles are certainly better than the dismal predictions. I also think it speaks to the comparative weakness of the AL East. The Yankees lost almost half their games in just 2 series against AL West teams and the Sox got their lunch handed to them by the Indians. And nobody's played the real beast in this league, the White Sox.

Nobody's really talking about this, but the Yankees starting pitching has been pretty amazing. Another grteat start from Mussina today (and he's the biggest surprise of the season so far), Chacon and Wang have both been good in their last couple, Johnson's still winning ugly (actually, look at the guy; he's always winning ugly), and Small just came off the DL. This represents their one chance to make the playoffs in my view. They're unlikely to slug their way there if they have to rely too much on their middle relief to keep games in hand.

Getting to first place though doesn't mean Torre is any more tolerable as a manager. Faced with the necessity of replacing the injured Sheffield, he put Williams in right instead of Crosby. Williams promptly dropped his batting average to 217, while sporting the weakest arm in right field of anyone, I would venture to say, in modern baseball history. Certainly when Damon and Williams are out there together, they represent the only center-right combo ever where neither could reach the cut-off man in the air.

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