F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Friday, May 19, 2006

And now Bubba...

With Crosby going to the DL, the Yankees really have no outfield left to speak of. Damon apparently has a fracture in his foot, which would ordinarily sideline him, Williams can't chase down balls in left and Cabrera evidently can't pick them up out there. Unless sheffield comes back immediately upon the expiration of the DL (the 21st), I think the Yankees will start sliding down the standings, behind the Blue Jays, and, at least for now, out of contention. Without Crosby, and with Damon hobbled, there really is no viable plan for putting a solid defense out there, leaving both the good contact pitchers, like Wang, and the shakier ones, like Chacon and Small, really vulnerable. At the same time, the loss of Crosby and the hobbling of Damon effectively abrogates any speed game they might want to play on offense. Barring a sudden explosion by Giambi and AROD, the continued hitting of Cano, Jeter, and Posada, and some ignition of Damon's offensive firepower, it really is hard to see where they are going to get the runs to counter those they give away. Torre is going to luck like he was just victimized by bad luck and will live to fuck things up another day, er season.

Well, this much will be interesting. Now that even they must know the team they are fielding is not very good, do they start to play with a more consistent urgency?

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