F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

In Game Comment

For all those professional commentators who wonder why Yankees fans don't warm up to AROD, consider that he has not only become a low-light reel of throwing errors, but that he can be counted on to commit them when they count most. He just threw the ball away allowing Chavez to go to third, whence he scored on a little ground out. The A's get a gift run, to tie the game mind you, courtesy of Err-Rod.

By the way, the other night when Joe Morgan was doing what has become standard issue AROD apologia, he expressed his incredulity at fan's attitudes toward Arod by citing his current stats, beginning with a 287 batting average. I mean how can they complain, he's hitting 287, that was Morgan's position. How can they complain? For 25,000, 000 per annum, why that's only 40 points below Mike Lowell, 30 points below Kevin Youlkilis, 30 points below Trot Nixon, and 20 points or so below Mark Loretta. I mean who are we to repine with production like that. Didn't this guy used to be a consistent 325 hitter. Didn't he used to be the classic 5 tool player, even if he never worried anyone in the clutch? Now he can't throw and he can't hit for average. The buck went up and the bang went down. That's always cause for complaint.

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