F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Now They Tell Us

On SC, Steve Levy just marked the Yankees half game lead in the Wild Card with the words, "Remeber how this was the year the Yankees or the Red Sox would finish out of the playoffs, the year the wild card was definitley coming from the Central, well maybe not." Tell it to your dimwitted colleagues on Baseball Tonight Stevie, we've been saying maybe not since those delphic figures first started saying definitely.

posted by joe valente | 10:50 PM

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