F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

IT Was Fun

watching the Boston Boomer get rocked for the second straight time in his comeback. The boys on Baseball Tonight blamed his lack of rehab starts. How about his difficulty in getting his pitching arm past the prodigous garbage receptacle he calls a gut. I mean he's cartoon character fat at this point. He's as fat as the Boston rotation is thin.

Speaking of Baseball Tonight, its"analysts," like Steve Phillips have switiched to predicting the Yankees will win the AL East. I think that's called the kiss of death. But really they are just so reactive, always finding structural reasons why the hot team of the day will be able to extend its success into the future. Kruk is the only one who takes a position, based to be sure on irrational predisposition and the vagaries of his own enormous diet, and then sticks with it despite its manifest stupidity. You have to respect his commitment to crapulence.

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