F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Defense, People

Recent winning streak evinces the importance of solid fielding every bit as much as the earlier losses. While playing tight, the Yankees benefitted offensively from some shoddy play on the part of both the Rangers and the Rays. Here's a theorem: the less yoyu give away in the field, the greater pressure you keep the opposition under, and the more liable they become to miscues of their own. Hence, on a statistical basis, the better defense you play the worse defense your opponent is likely to display, even though there is no direct causal contact between the 2 performances. We'll call this the law of asynchronous interdependency.

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