F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

So Far This Series

the Sox have out-Yankee'd the Yankees. They've set records for LOBs, they've fielded poorly, especially for them, and their bullpen's as shaky as Sean Hannity's grasp on reality. The Yankees were able to overcome their own fielding woes in the night cap, largely because a)they put their home run swings in storage and looked for contact with men on and b) they got surprisinglyt good performances out of their own relievers.

Today the approach should be dictated entirely by what the starters do. They are the only meaningful players on the field who are not dragged out at this point. If Johnson outpitches Beckett, then I think you move heaven and earth to win this game, because this is the last potential mismatch you have on the mound. Mo for 2 innings if necessary; Fahrnsworth for sure, whatever Momma Joe's delicacy about bumps and bruises.

The Yanks are playing Williams in center--it turns out Torre is Bernie's bitch--and Giambi at first. I guess the thinking, and I use that term in the loosest possible sense, is that Johnson doesn't need good defense the way Wang does. But since Williams doesn't typically hit hard throwing righties very well, this move has to be written off as another one of Joda's follies. Boston is not starting Crisp, a huge concession to the disappointment he's become, nor Gonzalez, so they are weaker defensively as well. Javy Lopez is batting 5th, which is the worst protection Manny's received all year. Manny himself is not all that good against left-handed pitching for some reason, so maybe Francona doesn't much care if we pitch araound him.

The Yankees have already done what they absolutely needed to do in this series, and perhaps all they could be expected to do in Fenway, win 2. Best of all, when the night was done, Derek Jeter proclaimed, "this won't mean anything if we don't continue to play well." But at least now they are playing with house money.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if I may add some additional notes about yesterday's games:

-It was Villone's 4th conseutive appearance in just as many days and he wasn't effective. Is Joda finally listening to us people who have been telling him since, I don't know, MAY, to start using this guy some more. Hopefully he doesn't turn into the Proctor of May.

-Proctor pitched a total of 3 IP between both games and was great. Hey Joda, see what he can really fo when you rest him once in a while? In his last 10 games Proctor has 13.1 IP an ERA of 1.35.

-After the first game, Jason Johnson was DFA. Um, when will that happen to Ponson? He has a 10.47 ERA in 5 games since joining the Yankees.


And so far about this game:

-First inning, 1 out and bases loaded after a Damon double and 2 consecutive walks with AROD up to bat. You know what's going to happen, but you hope it doesn't. It does. I REALLY want to like this guy, but it's just so hard sometimes.

-Bernie solo shot in top of the 2nd.

-Johnny Damon is finally sticking it to Boston this series and I'm loving all of it as he just doubled in Cabrera from second for his 8th RBI this series in 20 innings.

1:03 PM  
Blogger joe valente said...

Yeah, Damon is finally looking in this series like the Damon I feared and loathed when he was on the Sox.

Give AROD some credit. Three weeks ago that would have been it. Once he hit into the DP, he'd have been done for the day. Today he climbed back and had a decent game. Don't look now, but we may look back on this series as the point at which AROD finally began to become a Yankee. Maybe.

You're right about Proctor. But Im not sure it's only the rest. He seems to be getting more accustomed to the pressure. He used to just get behind ion the count automatically when he came in. Lately he's been pounding the zone.

I don't know why we are still hanging on to Ponson. Id rather see Veras. But Pavano is doing a rehab at Trenton, so this may be moot soon. Presumably he'd take Ponson's place, and presumably they'll put him on the roster in time to have him for the postseason. The postseason! It seems possible!

4:46 PM  

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