F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Punditry

has started speaking as if the Yankees are unstoppanle and BGW not unreasonably believes that this probably means we're screwed. Maybe so. Those of us who have followed the Yankees all year know this is a flawed team with significant weaknesses as well as overwhelming strengths. This is a year where that seems to be the rule throughout baseball. There are no really outstanding teams out there. I imagine that luck will be decisive this campaign and fortune, good or bad, begins with the scedule. As the boxing pudits like to say style make matches and if the Yankees can get the right match-ups at the right time, and probably only then, they can win it all. The royal road to number 27 would begin at home against the wild card Detroit tigers, a team I believe the yankees could actually sweep. Meanwhile, Oakland and Minnesota duke it out with Minnesota winning the fifth game with Santana on the mound assuring that he only gets one start in the following series unless it goes 7 or he goes on 3 days. The ALCs begins at the Stadium with a depleted Twins staff against a relatively well-rested Yankees staff. Then it's off to the World Series, where I guess you really want the Mets these days, since Pedro's breakdown and glavine's inevitable tail-off has left them without playoff quality pitching. Frankly I don't see how they get to the World Series at this point, but I'll take the Cardinals if they're available as well. The team you don't want is the Astros--too much pitching, they've been here last year, they play well under pressure. you don't want them. I'd rate the Dodgers and the Padres about a toss-up, but I frankly believe the Yankees at home should be able to take either one. Next time, the nightmare scenario.

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