F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

HOW ARE THE SOX DOING IT,

How are Chowderville's finest kicking the Yankees ass and running away with the division. The pundits chorus with one voice, it's the starting pitching, that great starting pitching that Theo studiously invested in. As usual, the pundits are at least half-wrong.

The starting pitching has been good but certainly not great, particularly as compared with the Yankees' starting pitching, which everyone knows has been injury plagued and awful. No, actually, it's not the pitching at all; it's the run-scoring stupid! Josh Beckett has a 7-0 record with exactly the same ERA as Andy Pettite (3-3). Dice-K has a 7-2 record with an ERA one third of a run higher than Wang (2-4). Tavares ERA has been comparable, until this week, to Mussina's and he has been able, unlike Moose, to maintain a 5oo record. Schilling is 4-2 with an ERA higher than Clippard's and comparable to Rasner's before he went down. Wakefield's ERA has gone up a full 2 runs a game over his last three starts as the weather warms up.

But as Boston's pitching has actually worsened, their run scoring has gotten progressively better. How have they done it? Well they have 3 guys over 300, just like the Yankees and none of them (Lowell, Ortiz, Youk) has anaverage as high as either Jeter or Posada. Noone on their team as as many homers or RBI's as AROD. Hell Manny doesn't have more rbi's than Jeter. They have a line-up as filled with holes as the Yankees. You think Abreu stinks, check out J.D. Drew (227). You think Damon's been disappointing--not compared with Crisp (240's). Has Cano let us down? Well he's hitting better than Lugo who was supposed to be their sparkplug. Adn Pedroia's not exactly setting the world on fire either. Varitek has been better than expected, but he's no better than Giambi, and Manny has been going worse all around than Matsui. The answer is sadly familiar. As bad a situational hitting team as the Yankees are, that's how good the Red Sox are. When you get on base someone will bring you home. Their hits occur next to one another not scattered through the nine innings. And that means they are producing in the clutch. and that in turn menas they are, and it kills me to say it, a team with character, certainly a good deal more character than this version of the Yankees. Remember Knoblach did not hit 300 form the Yankees; Brosius didn't hit 250 and Giardi didn't either. O'Neill was typically not a 300 hitter, nor was Tino, nor Raines, nor Fielder, nor Strawberry nor Posada. The last dynasty was built on timely hitting not overwhelming offense (unlike the Ruth dynasty (27-29), the Dimaggio-Gehrig dynasty (36-39), but like the Dimaggio- Mantle dynasty (49-54) and the second Mantle dynasty (58-62). From 96-2000, the Yankees were a team whose stats belied their greatness and while this Boston team has achieved nothing yet, they are setting the same pattern.

The pundits, I am pleased to announce are wrong again. While Boston's pitching may be better, they are not necessarily pitching better; and while their hitting may be no better, they are in fact hitting better, much better.

2 Comments:

Blogger Zachary Lesser said...

Backing up your point is that the Yanks have scored 251 runs and yielded only 225 runs. That normally should put them over .500 but it doesn't because they aren't producing runs at the right times.

3:03 PM  
Blogger joe valente said...

Here's anpther telling stat. The Yankees are 6 games under 500 and exactly that in one run games, 5-11. The closer the game the more every at bat is a timely at bat, and the more each at bat counts, the less likely the Yankees are to produce.

1:48 AM  

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