F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I HONESTLY BELIEVE

that the pitch Mussina threw Manny in the first inning last night was the biggest meatball I have ever seen thrown in anger at the major league level--86 mph, right down the middle, no movement whatsoever, belly button high. Manny has been struggling this season, but even at his worst he's going to lose a pitch too fat for batting practice.

Well, the Yanks failed to hit Tavares yet again, just like BGW predicted, and afterr giving him props for his analysis, I began to wonder why. Well even with his 5.50 ERA coming in Taveras has been one of those rh's, like Pettite and MO, who are especially hard on left-handed hitters. They were batting just 212 aginst him. And as we all know the Yankees can't hit LH pitching this year.

But with that answer came another question. why don't the Yanks, and other teams for that matter treat pitchers like Taveras as left-handers and set up their line-ups appropriately. Why not play Phelps instead of Man-Cow, why not sit Abreu and let Cabrera go righty? Why not let Posada go righty? Baseball people always use the platoon percentages to show how smart they are. why don't they think it through to the next level? doesn't it matter more that Tavares' ball moves like a lefties than that he actually is a lefty?

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