F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Addendum (Note on Last Night's Game)

Farnsworth said Berroa's game winning 3-run homer came on a hanging slider. He gets paid to hit that pitch, Farnsworth said. Exactly, he gets paid to hit that pitch because he can't hit 97 mile an hour fastballs. I know Farnsworth froze Ortiz with his slider and it was a thing of beauty. But the thing is, you can't get a monster like Ortiz out with nothing but heat, so you risk hanging the slider for the reward of getting him out with a good one. Berroa is not going to lose a Farnsworth fastball, so there's really no reason to try and beat him with your second best pitch. It reminds me of Wohlers and Leyrich in the 1996 series. Leyrich couldn't catch up with Wohlers' fastball and if he never saw the slider, he doesn't hit the game tying homer, the Yanks don't win the Series, don't fashion a dynasty, and Wohlers career doesn't go in the tank. Since the Yanks under Torre were the beneficiaries of Wohler's error and its monumental consequences, you'd think they'd be able to apply the lesson, as they say, in everyday life (i.e. the regular season).

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