F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

No Reason for Celebration

With their best starter on the mound, and with their season on the precipice, the Yankees couldn't touch Pedro and committed four errors, almost blowing for the second straight time an excellent performance from Mussina. By rights he should be 8-1. That Wagner and the Mets elected to make a gift of this game should not in any way hearten Yankee fnas about the quality of this team. Their four run ninth came on a walk- and plunk-a-thon featuring but 2 hits. Yes they got out of the way (or in the way) as the mighty Mets shot themselves in the foot, and that is a crucial part of any grinder's playbook, but their insouciant fielding is bound to kill a team now living, of necessity, on the edge. I'm sure Torre believes his charges are too professional and too elite to require anythin so mundane as daily fielding workouts or pre-game fielding warm-up. Let me assure himm they are neither.

At least Mo recovered from last night's beating. The question is: when, no if, he's going to be able to string twenty or more successful save outings together. Cause that's what they've come to expect and, more importantly, that's what they're going to need.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just heard Susan Waldman use the word "Jeterian"--as in, "a Jeterian swing." That's pronounced "ji-TERR-ian." WTF?

9:56 PM  

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