F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Monday, May 08, 2006

The New Millenarianism

Torre's 100oth win Sunday garnered praise for his leadership from Bernie Williams, who is glad to be treated like its still Y2K, the splendid zenith of his career and the Yankees recent glory. Torre was also lavishly praiised by George Steinbrenner, but of course he believes that this is Y2K. There was also the familiar appreciation for Joe's even-temperedness, which is how his admirers choose to interpret his torpidity.

And while the Yankees won their fifth straight--a truly impressive feat when you consider how hot the Rangers were before the Yanks came to Arlington--old Slow Joe made one of those unaccountable decisions for which he is justly (in)famous. Having decided to give Matsui a DH break (fine by me), he puts Bernie in right and Bubba in left. Given the premium on a strong arm in right, why would this not be the other way round? How can Torre persist, on a purely elective basis, in putting baseball's worst arm in right field? The offense may spare him the consequences for a time, but in what looks to be the prolonged absence of Sheffield (the reason for all of this), run production is likely to wane some in the weeks ahead and the runs disgorged by all those opponents taking extra bases will likely convert into a couple of unnecessary losses.

And Torre will continue to be lauded for his leadership, precisely because he is way too calm to worry about such things, let alone act on them.

1 Comments:

Blogger joe valente said...

All I can say is "Tanyon, we knew ye too damn well."

12:40 AM  

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