F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

I just had to share

The news of last night's game that BGW brings is so revealing and his summary comment so perfect in its contempt for Torre that I wanted it on the main page:

BGW:

If you listened to the radio broadcast of last night's game, you'll recall the announcers kept talking about how Torre was a genius for batting A-Rod fifth; according to the NY Times, it was a mistake! I quote from the article:"Rodriguez was batting fifth, the result of a lineup snafu. Torre had told the bench coach Lee Mazzilli to insert Gary Sheffield into the lineup and bump everybody down. That resulted in Rodriguez dropping to fifth for the first time this season.Torre did not tell Rodriguez initially, but he later found him and explained the mix-up. Rodriguez had no problem with it, and Torre saw no reason to change.

"To me, lineups aren't as important as they are to other people," Torre said." You mean, the same way actually managing the team isn't as important to you as it is to other people?

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