F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Strange!

The Red Sox reacquired Mirabelli for Bard, who was supposed to be their catcher of the future (they gave up Kelly Shoppach for him), just to catch Wakefield, which Bard, like Varitek, just couldn't do. I suppose this deal would make sense if they really had a chance to win it all, but barring the return of Clemens I rate their chances of a world championship slightly below the Yankees, which is to say pretty damn low.

On the other side of the coin, The Yankees announced that with Sheffield doubtful, they would be playing the hapless Mr. Williams in right. That's correct, right field in Fenway (and after yesterday's double-blunder, which BGW details in his lates comment). I can only imagine the laugh Dwight Evans is having over this.

You know it's as hard to believe Torre is still running a big league club as it is to believe Bush is actually president, and for the same exact reason. You'd figure rising to the level of ordinary American stupidity would be a must in either job.

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