F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Finally!

In his comment on the June 11 posting, BGW pointed out how Torre's refusal to retaliate had in effect made human pinadas out of his batters. Even Johnson, BGW remarked, who has always relied on intimidation, had fallen under the spell of Torre's exorbitant conscientiousness. Well no more. After a buzzing of Jeter and a plunking of Jorge, Johnson sent one high and hard at Perez and while I would have preferred that the Indians first baseman spent the rest of his evening getting his cracked ribs taped--especially since Johnson got ejected anyway--I think the message was sent. I won't say BGW exerted influence over the Yankees practices, but he was certainly proven right in his assessment. HArold Reynolds had commented how rare it was for the Yankees to retaliate--if he knows it, so do opposing pitchers. The fans in the stands went crazy cheering for Johnson after the chin music, proving that they understand the consequences of failing to honor the code better than Torre himself. Finally thier players expressed appreciation, noting that they were getting beat up out there and an unmeasured respon se was accordingly necessary. They didn't say so, but their message to the staff and the manager was clear--what took you so long? Which goes to show that BGW was also correct in his sense that the Yankees' excessive restraint in this regard had come at the price of team solidarity.

The win puts the Yankees back in first, and various players, along with Torre hinself, were talking afterwards as if some corner had been turned. If this piece of frontier justice proves as decisive for the Yankees fortunes as the buzz would indicate, BGW would have earned a promotion from fan/analyst to prophet.

1 Comments:

Blogger joe valente said...

I saw comments in support of Johnson by AROD, Giambi, Posada and Damon. All made it clear, at least to me, that this was Johnson's idea not Torre's. I think it's good that the pitchers are willing to go off the reservation on this. The suspension of Johnson might be good in its way as well. It has broought attention to how many Yankees are being plunked. Maybe the umps will get more vigilant about enforcing warnings especially if they fear brawls.

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