F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Damn! Just Missed

Robby Cano saved the Yankees last night from an embarrassment that just might have been the shot they needed as they enter the postseason. The Yankees have always responded well to being no-hit--like hanging, it concentrates the mind. Being one hit just doesn't bring the same shame and so cannot carry the same tonic effect.

1 Comments:

Blogger joe valente said...

Either that or torre believed that if neither AROD nor Jeter batted, it somehow wouldn't "count."

3:56 PM  

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