F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

ANOTHER GRITTY EFFORT,

likely gone to waste.
Pettite gives up just 2 in seven, but the Yankees again fail to hit with men on base and only manage 2 of their own, with a couple of DP's (of course) and strike outs. Cairo is the type tonight, going 2 for 3, 2 hits with the bases empty and a pop out with runners on 1st and 3rd one out (the Yanks fail to score again). Now in the bottom of the 8th they bring in the big F..... Can you believe our set-up man has an ERA of 5.16? How is he still pitching in meaningful situations (by which I mean major league situations)?

Ninth inning, two men on, one out and both Abreu and Cairo fail to get the ball out of the infield. Late in the game, with winning runs on base you have to pinch hit for Cairo. The Yankees have no bench; I mean literally no major league talent on it at all! Now they have to hope for extras. I'm not holding my breath.

Proctor walks the lead off man. Have you noticed that the Yankees' relievers cannot throw strikes when they need to? Having given up a hit to
Roberts and benefitted from a gift pop out on a bunt, Proctor walked another batter to load the bases! Will he walk in the winning run a la Bruney?
He did it! He walked Hernandez to lose the game. Proctor faced 5 walked three of them, gave up a single and only got the guy who gave himself up. Ball 4 to Hernandez wasn't even close. This team gets worse and worse: no offense, no bullpen, no bench, no chance. They just lost 6 of 7 to glorified AAA teams.

C'mon George. Clean house. It stinks in here.

1 Comments:

Blogger JBauer2977 said...

"Cmon George. Clean house. It stinks in here."

So true. I don't know what's taking Steinbrenner so long. What's he waiting for?

9:36 PM  

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