F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

SAME OL JOE

He'd rather have the worst DH in baseball, provided he's a veteran with a reputation, than a rookie like Duncan who has been successful so far. Maybe he'll be willing to put Giambi, a veteran with a reputation, in as Damon's replacement. He'd better because the guy is just killing us. How can you have an overpriced offense-heavy team and be playing a 240 hitter without power as your DH. Only in the bizzarro world of Torre and the Cahsboy.

posted by joe valente | 11:45 PM

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