F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

NO, IT GETS BETTER

Tired undoubtedly of the futility with men in scoring position, the Yankees put noone in scoring position tonight, at least not until the ninth, when they were already down 4-0. For the record, they went 0-2 at that point to continue the abasement.


I thought the Yanks shouldn't have signed Clemens because they simply weren't play-off ready enough to need another aging pitcher. Turns out Clemens wasn't good enough to earn that kind of dough anyway. At 1-3, with a 5.32 ERA, Clemens adds to the interminable list of terrible pitching deals done by Brainless Cashboy. It's up to 282 mil in absolutely wasted money. Once George is down 300 mil, do you think he'll finally say enough?

Since we can pretty safely rule out October, the question now is will the Yankees ever get and stay over 500? I think you could actually argue no, that they have already given up on the season, at least inwardly, and that mind set will produce more failure. Even Joe sounded resigned after tonight's debacle. "At this point," he said, "you can't worry about the season, you can only worry about tomorrow." That's because barring the Flood, there will be a tomorrow, but there ain't no season left for this team.

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