F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

NOTES ON A SELF-EXECUTION

1. Turns out Proctor already walked in the winning run this year (against LA) and if WHIPs were restricted to walks, his would still be almost 1.oo. The lesson is he's a middle reliever who hasn't the control or the nerve to pitch with the game on the line. This isn't a question of overuse but of limited ability. Slow Joe should go with (an underused Mo) in such situations. The meat of the order was coming up in thwe 10th; Torre should have given them a chance to win the game.

2. Proctor would still have gotten out of trouble if instead of hotdogging his catch of the bunt, he had taken the opportunity for an easy double off at second, as Jorge was screaming at him to do. Of course, the O's first run came on the lackluster defense of Bobby Abreau. Last night, I should have said No Offense, No Bullpen, No Bench, No Glovework, No Chance. There are just so many things the Yanks do poorly (No bunting too).

3. As JBAUER says, they are wasting an explosive year by AROD. But they are also wasting Jeter's 345, 410 and Posada's 339, 405. Cano, Matsui, Abreau have all been terrible and Damon is turning into another Giambi, someone whose defense is so bad yopu can only DH him and whose rep as a hitter far exceeds his real proficiency.

4 Clemens-Bedard tonight. I say they lose again.

5 What do all of these people have in common: Torre, Cashman, Guidry, Mattingly, Abreau, Rivera, AROD, Nieves, Cairo,Damon, Giambi, Matsui, Farnsworth, Proctor, Mussina and Meyers?

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