F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

JOE MATTERS BECAUSE

Shit Happens.

Psychoanalysis tells us that whatever the status of reality an sich, our experience of the real is exhaustively determined by the frames provided by our fantasies. Analogously, our current experience of the game of baseball has been fundamentally altered, reconditioned, by the explosion in fantasy baseball. For one thing, the existence of leagues in which the game is literally played "on paper" or the virtual equivalent thereof has tended to endorse the phoney science of sabermetrics beyond anything justified by what happens on the field of dreams. I mean, sabermetric me this, what passel of context insensitive numbers can explain or could have predicted your 2006 world champions, the St. Louis Cardinals. Sabermetrics, as we know, is a discourse of the GM (and of one GM in particular, Billy Beane, who, the last time I checked, has won exactly what his discourse is worth, nothing--he's the alan Sokol of baseball, only without the irony, but maybe that's Michael Lewis's bailiwick: after all, he first became famous writing Liar's Poker not Money Ball).

A related effect of the fantasy (league) frame is to turn MLB into a GM-centric game, the way college basketball is a coach-centric game or the NFL is a QB-centric game. An admittedly important part of the game--finding, recruiting, signing, keeping and trading talent--has become the essence of the game, from the fan's perspective, because it is the aspect that they can, in their fantasy leagues, participate in fully. We now have pundits discussing who "won" the trading deadline, as if it is a game in itself, because in the fantasy world it is the game in itself. This phenomenon has in turn changed the way we think and talk about the "real" game in itself. When a team like the Yankees is stinking it up for an entire half season, all of the talk revolves around what they need in the way of additions: a new first baseman with pop, a middle reliever with an out pitch, more speed etc. All valid points of analysis, to be sure, but none provide actual solutions the way they might in a fantasy league, where the objective is to maximize your statistical load through GM-like, or GM light, decision-making. This is where the problem of baseball fundamentals becomes important: who gets the bunt down, who hits the ball to the right side, who throws to the right base, hits or misses the cut-off man,who works the walk and, most impotantly of all, when. It doesn't take the best or the most talented ballplayers to get the fundamentals right and yet you won't win over the long term if you don't. So no GM is baseball can ultimately provide for fundamentals; the next big acquisition will not solve this problem, the next brilliant move, be it a trade or a promotion from the minors won't create the team efficiency that sound fundamental baseball affords. Fundamentals are both the both the basic unit of play and the aspect of the game least amenable to outside control. They constitute a margin of irreducible difference between fantasy ball and actual ball, hence between an imagined GM-centric MLB and the real MLB, which can never be GM-centric in the end.

The point of mediation between what happens on the field, baseball as a players game, as we used to think of it, and what happens in the staging of the field itself, baseball as a GM's game, as we currently imagine it, is of course the manager. He is the proximate influence not over whether the team hits or pitches--hence the old saw that he's not responsible, he can't play the game for them--but over whether they play the game the right way, whether they do all the things they absolutely must do to win and they absolutely can do as professional athletes, if they maintain a sufficient intensity of focus and concentration--which is precisely why managers do matter so much even though they can't actually play the game.

In a fantasy Gm-centric world, Joe Torre can remain serene, as he was yesterday, that his team is enormously talented and will win in the end despite their egregious failure in every category of fundamentals. This is the manger as faux GM, which is what comes of earning your stripes as a clubhouse "presence" rather than an on-field tactician. But in the real world, where baseball is not just a sport, an athletic competition, but a game, a contest that admits of multiple ways of seeking advantage, a manager who relies on talent alone or who is negligently wastes his talent by not compelling them to do the little things they might feel are "beneath" them (like bunting) will soon be a losing manger, and then a fired manager, and finally a manager in the one league suited to his tastes and talents--fantasy baseball.

Unless of course his owner has lost the mind his GM never had. And then the manager will be left to wake up to reality on his own or to ruin the franchise.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

--MUNSON--

Oddly enough, I think The failure to bunt Cairo home on Saturday may be a turning point. By failing to tie the game, the Yankees simply lost the chance to win the game by refusing to play strategic baseball. Nothing teaches a better lesson than defeat in a hard-fought, winnable extra-innings game.

Some positive notes as we reach the All-Star break: Melky has greatly improved the outfield defense in center, the starting pitching (at least 1-4) has rounded into a consistent group, and the better-rested bullpen has improved its performance. Cano, Matsui, and Abreu are starting to hit.

I would like to see this team battle hard for a playoff spot. Break up double plays, dive for balls, run into walls, throw inside, bunt (!), PLAY THE GAME. That would be great to watch, and the fans at the Stadium would go make the kind of noise in August that is usually reserved for the playoffs.

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Picking up on Munson's point about Melky in CF: I do want to cheer Clueless Joe for playing Damon in LF the other night. I don't know if it was just a fluke move, but I've said before that seems to me like a good solution; Damon and Matusi platoon in LF and as DH, depending on the state of Damon's legs, with Melky permanetly ensconced at center.

While I give all props to Joe V. for his anti-GM screed, if I may be allowed some fantasy GM musing, here's what I'd do to give the team a shot at making some run toward respectability in the 2nd half:

Assume Giambi isn't coming back; make Mienketc. aware he isn't welcome back.

Dump Farnsworth and Myers for any value you can get--2nd rate prospects, etc. Keep Ramirez around and promote Sean Henn or another minor leaguer lefty to fill out bullpen. Give Villone and Vizcaino regular work and a lot of tough love.

Dump Nieves for ANY back up catcher available anywhere;

trade Mussina to a team like the Padres who might be willing to part with a serious reliever to get a theoretically quality starter for the 2nd half and postseason; maybe the way to finally get Linbrink?

Bring Kartens back as #4 starter. Hold your nose on Igawa at #5 until Hughes returns; then demote Igawa and see if it's possible to deal him in the offseason, knowing we'll have to eat the lion's share of his outrageous contract.

Play Phillips everyday at 1b until the trade deadline; if he doesn't put up decent numbers in that stretch, try to trade him and 1 2nd tier pitching prospect for a Mark Loerrta type RH hitter who can play 1B.

None of this is a formula for a wild card berth, a division or league pennant, much less a ring. Those things are out of reach this year. But it could be a road to finishing in the 90 win range.
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PS: there's a midly amusing piece in the NY Times today about a women visiting her therapist to talk about her desire for a divorce from the Yankees. It's not as sharp as it might be from start to finish, but it actually shows a good deal of insight into the team. I quote my two favorite parts below:

“I’m confused about Damon,” I began. “I don’t know where we stand. I worry that his injuries — legs, ribs, back, teeth — are the result of some rare, Pavanoesque form of hypochondria.”

The therapist shook her head. “It’s his subconscious yearning to be back with the Red Sox,” she said.

I brightened. “That makes sense,” I said. “I’ve seen the way he looks at Kevin Millar whenever we play Baltimore.”

She asked, “Who else?” I said: “Well, Moose refuses to own his issues. It’s always about how he got squeezed by the umpire or the defense let him down or the moon was full. Such a handful. And why does he need his own catcher?”

She considered the question, then mused: “Grandiosity. Perfectionism. Does he do crossword puzzles?”

by Jane Heller

10:29 AM  
Blogger joe valente said...

Oddly, I think they should keep Farnsworth and make him the 6th inning reliever/mop-up man. dump Myers and trade Mussina, as you say, if they can get value for him. See if you can trade Manky for anything at all. If you get a reliever for Moose, then you dump Villone; if you can't, you put Moose in the bullpen as soon as Hughes and Karsten are ready. Mo in the ninth, Ramirez/Vizcaino 7-8, Moose/Farnsworth 6-7. Bruney seems to have lost it. What about Britton?

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If ever this blog needs a concise rationale in addition to what's part of the masthead, this says it all. From today's NY Times. Enjoy! Try not to let your head explode.

"Vizcaíno has a 1.23 earned run average since May 28, and Farnsworth’s E.R.A. is three runs higher in that time.

But Torre said he had not considered giving Vizcaíno the regular eighth-inning role.

“Farnsie has the most experience doing that for the eighth and the ninth; he was a closer, too,” Torre said. “I’d have to see something really bad from him where he was very inconsistent, and I haven’t seen that.”

10:28 AM  
Blogger joe valente said...

I've been tracking. Everytime he comes into a game with a 1 or 2 run lead, he coughs up a run. What's "really bad" about that?

8:57 PM  

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