F*&! Joe Torre

Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

The anti-Cone; and murderer's row?

ESPN 's game summary included the following piece of wisdom: "Mussina's big curve ball was sharp, but he mad just enough mistakes to lose." Exactly. that's why his fingers, like AROD's, are ringless. He is the anti-Cone. Both had effective but not blinding fastballs; both had a dizzying array of breaking pitches; both had great control; both could use a variety of arm angles; both were smarter than your average pitcher and worked the mind to succeed; both were good for about 7, rarely longer. but whereas Cone always pitched just well enough to win big postseason games, Mussina pitches just well enough to lose. Of the many differences between the dynasty yankees and today's team, one we haven't discussed much reared its head today. In 1998, the yankees frequently scored in the middle innings, just like today, and then watched as Pettite or Cone or Wells made the lead stand up for the set-up men and Mo. We've talked aboutt he problem with the set-up corps, but the truth is that problem is magnified by the inability of the starters to hold slim, hard-won leads from the middle to the late innings.

This is all the more a problem because for "the greatest offensive line-up" anyone (Gammons, Morgan etc) has ever seen, these guys go dormant alot. They are no better offensively as a team than the 90's dynasty, even though they are much better as a collection of individuals. As for their reputation as a modern day murderer's row, it is substantially, and might be completely undeserved. I don't really know the ins and outs of the 27 Yankees, but I have to wonder, were they able to destroy good pitching or only mediocre to poor pitching. The 2006 Yankees haven't hit good pitching all that often this year and so expecting them to mash in the playoffs may be delusional. They certainly went silent against the tigers bullpen today. While the starters would have held the lead during the dynasty, it is also true that no 1 -run lead wass safe going into the seventh against the Yankees at the stadium. That this one held up is demoralizing to say the least.

This is a blog about the deficiencies of Joe Torre, so let me just highlight the mistake he made to contribute to today's defeat. He knows AROD is a choker; that's why he dropped him to 6th in the order. Instead of the drop itself being controversial, I think the shallowness of the drop is casue for criticism. If Matsui was hitting 6th, we would have scored more runs today and that's not really a surprise. Why bury your 2nd best clutch hitter behind a guy who leads baseball in career everything, but when it counts strikes out three times running. Matsui's hits today were all marooned at a distance from the potential rallies and the marooning agent was AROD. The Yankees cannot depend on AROD to win; we all know that; the Yankees know that; the fans know that; and even the pundits know that, though they are loath to admit it. As BGW correctly stated, the Yankees can only win by making AROD's offensive performance irrelevant. So slow Joe, who has slowly woken up to AROD's futility, should put him in a position in the order where he can be irrelevant. That position is not 6th behind a base on balls machine like Giambi. That position is 8th. That's where in a DH league your least dependable hitters, your biggest liabilities go, and until he proves otherwise, that's exactly what AROD is in the postseason. As it is, Torre is certainly nopt doing AROD, let alone the team any favors. In game one, he gets a nice hit right after Giambi puts the Yanks up 5-0. thenwith the game tightened to 5-3 he strikes out--looking, of course--with men in scoring position. Today he whiffs three times, once with the bases loaded. what is more, in that at bat, Verlander was going through a spell of wildness and AROD bailed him out by swinging at a ball on the first pitch; then Verlander grooved one and AROD just fouled it off. Whenever that happens on strike 2, you know he'll be frozen for strike three.

2 Comments:

Blogger joe valente said...

You're right winning isn't easy. One question I have is would it be easier with a younger, faster more athletic player like Cabrera and a more central spot in the line-up for Matsui?

Johnson has dominated the Tigers even when he hasn't been going well. the question is, is he really ready to pitch, and if not should we be going with Lidle.

5:14 PM  
Blogger joe valente said...

I still put the Yankees' chances at better than 50-50. I think if this comes back to the stadium and to the first game match-up, the Yankees are very likely to win, and frankly nothing I have seen from the Tigers indicates to me a likelihood that they can win three straight against the Yankees. They were 2-5 during the season and required some really bonehead moves on Torre's part to get their 2 wins.

While Johnson can easily blow up, I actually think it less likely than Rogers doing so. I have thought for at least ten years that Rogers is one of the most overrated bums currently drawing a major league paycheck for getting batters out.

Despite my grave doubts about this Yankees team, I still disbelieve in the Tigers so completely that I make the Yankees a favorite tomorrow, especially since Zeuyma probably can't go. For all the talk about the Tigers bullpen, he's the only one that scares me. I don't think much of Jones at all.

Let's face it, for all the Yankees problems, they pale in comparison to the Tigers, who arer terrible contact hitters, aren't especially fast, aren't especially patient, and have very thin starting pitching. Verlander was always the one most likely to give them a win, and he has, but it is, to my mind, something less than an apocalyptic development. Losing today's game was discouraging because it put the possibility oof losing the series distinctly in play. That is not the same as making that outcome likely.

Just think, Matsui went 3-4 today, if slow Joe had just batted him 6th and really gone all the way with his gut feeling about Arod, they'd likely have won. Maybe the 3 strikeouts will convince him,

The problem is, the likelihood of going 5 if they are to win really puts them at a disadvantage in the ALCS, which is where I've thought all along they were most likely to bow out.

I'll tell you what, if the Yankees do lose this series, and AROD continues his feeble ways, they really will have to trade him, and he will have to accept a trade, for his own safety.

12:25 AM  

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