F*&! Joe Torre
Since Joe Torre breaks our hearts, this blog will break his balls. Every day of the season I will detail the errors, misjudgements, and omissions that make him the most overrated manger in the history of the game (even more than Tommy Lasorda!). But Joe Torre is not just one bum in hero's clothing (i.e. the pinstripes); he is the quintessential counterfeit of excellence, a figure who embodies the triumph of the ersatz that pervades every aspect of our culture. No organization in sport, nay in civilization generally, has manifested a committment to continuing greatness like the New York Yankees, a beacon to all, in every field of endeavor, that the best is always possible. How intolerable is it then that the Yankees should be managed by a mediocrity on stilts, a figure with a reputation for greatness without any of the attributes thereof. Beginning with Torre and ending with Torre, this blog will look to smash idols we create out of inadvertence, ignorance, and complacency.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Today's Trade
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Defense, People II
Defense, People
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Now They Tell Us
Great Win/Torre's an Idiot
In game blog
I can't believe I'm saying this but
At this moment, the Yankees are % points in the Wild Card lead.
Is It the DH?
Which of these Names
Vin Scully, Ernie Harwell, Harry Kallas, Marty Brennamen, Jack Buck, Curt Gowdy, Jon Sterling.
Why does the greatest franchise in the history of baseball feature a "voice" so inferior to the great announcers of other classic franchises?
Or try this: Mel Allen, Red Barber, Jerry Coleman, Jon Sterling
Why do the Yankees continue to employ a parody of their own announcing past?
And do even start with color commentators. Waldman may well be the most vacuous in history. she sets gender equity back to the Stone (err Phyllis George) Age.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
A Tale of Two Aarons
In any event, it's nice to extract a win from Mussina against Texas. He never seems to pitch all that well against them.
Oh and by the way--tied in the loss column for the lead in the wild card that just had to come from the Central.
Say What You Want About AROD
Platooning
As the Deadline Approaches
Harold Reynolds, RIP
AROD II
And now for AROD
Conventional Wisdom II
Monday, July 24, 2006
Still Hanging Around
I have returned from travels that took me away from Internet access (boy that spam really piles up) but not from my daily dose of Yankee watching. Before the Yankees recent winning spell, they apparently had a meeting where they specifically discussed not trying to hit home runs, suggesting that they had finally committed to the injury-coerced reinvention prescribed for them here about two mon ths ago. And the results have been impressive, largely because the streategies solicits heroism from every player in the lineup instead of relying on the usual suspects, at least one of whom usually fails.
Still, the injuries have been more relentless than envisioned. We knew we'd be without the corner ofs but who thought that Cano would follow Pavano and Dotel onto a milk carton. Having already exceeded his expected time out of the line-up, he's still not even facing live pitching let alone contemplating a rehab assignment. At this rate hideki might beat him back to the lineup. And while the small ball approach has effectively indemnified the Yanks for their lost sluggers, Cano was supposed to play a crucial role in that strategy, so that his loss may well wind up being the biggest of all. The injuries have made the Yankees a good but not great offensive team with thin pitching and porous defense. (To his credit, slow Joe has made a lot more defensive minded decisions lately, though he doesn't seem to understand that Williams has no place in the field in any inning whatsoever.)
The problem the Yankees face is the variousness of their problems, which makes them vulnerable toa potentially season ending losing streak. If offensive weakness causes them to lose a game RJ pitches (3-2 against Seattle) or defensive miscues costs them one of Moose's starts (5-4 Toronto), or the bullpen costs them one of Wang's ( Farnsworth has gotten better; but Proctor still stinks and Dotel is gone for the season), then the backside of the rotation (wright and ponson) is prone to turn setback into disaster by pitching them out of two games in the first couple of innings. There is no silver bullet for this vulnerability on the trade market. Soriano an exciting player who would only make the Yankees that much worse defensively, whether he plays 2nd, where he's an incompetent, plays left, displacing Melky to right, where he has not fared well, or DH's. putting Giambi at first. From watching the Phillies, I can tell you Abreu is the anti-Paul O'Neill, a player who njever tries that hard, doesn't come through in the clutch, and seems to care only about his OBP. Carlos Lee may be worse than Soriano in the OF and, once again can only play Melky's position. The pitching on the market is dreadful. I mean people are interested in Cory Lidle, a sober, slimmed down version of Ponson. The answer? Follow through on the youth movement begun with Cano, continued with Cabrera. Bring up Phillip Hughes. Bring him up now. What is there to lose--the games Ponson would have lost anyway? Across town Pelfrey has shown it can be done. Hughes's success would make a fairly respectable no. 5 out of wright, instead of the poor no. 4 he is now. More importantly it has the possibility of combining the magic of anticipated potential with the magic of the unforeseen realization. Think Andy Pettite in 1996, Mel Stottlemyre in 1964 or (to change teams) Johnny Podres in 1955.
I have not spoken about Err-Rod (a coinage of mine that procededed E-Rod by about three weeks) but I'll save him for a post of his own.
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Conventional Wisdom Strikes Again
Friday, July 14, 2006
Did They Say
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Don't believe the hype
All Star Blues
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
A Logic
Sunday, July 09, 2006
a representative ending
Saturday, July 08, 2006
The Valente Principle
I hope Z remembers what I told him back in early May, that I wished the Yanks would replace Torre with Joe Girardi, because the latter would be an excellent manager. The Marlins are have in fact improved more dramatically over a shorter period than any team in memory.
In a very nice win tonight, it looked to me like AROD is backsliding. In the sixth, Torre lifted Giambi for a pinchrunner to gamble on small ball and a 1 run cushion. I salute his decision, the most creative he's made since he had Wang close against the Orioles. His idea was that with noone out, the faster Damon could advance to third on almost any kind of contact by AROD and go home on contact by Posada. The strikeout AROD delivered, his second of the game was particularly egregious because Torre's correct strategy had assigned his superstar such a limited task to perform properly and AROD failed in the most unproductive way. Fortunately, Torre was vindicated by Jorge's single up the middle with 1 out, a knock that scored Damon, but would never have scored the elephatine Giambi. Looking aty things more globally, the fact that the Yanks got 5 runs, with both Giambi (who reached on an error) and AROD taking the collar and Jeter and Jorge managing just 1 hit apiece, testifies to the tonic team chemistry generated by the small ball approach.No single player needs to contribute as big, but more need to contribute something. As a result their is a distribution and hence a diffusion of pressure while at the same timne there is a circulation, hence an enhancement of involvement, engagement, and attention. You absolutely need good starting pitching to pull it off though, and the Yankees are only 60% of the way there. When and if they hit 80%, they will have given themselves a chance, realistic but not assured, of making the playoffs, whether as division champs or as the wild card.
Aftertaste
Heard an interview with Cashman today. He is apparently the only man in america who doesn't question Pavano's mettle. On the plus side, he sounds quite categorical about keeping Phillip Hughes, though there doesn't seem much chance they'll bring him up this year. He was funniest about AROD, insisting that Yankee fan dissatisfaction with their pressure-challenged slugger issued entirely from the large salary he commanded and the regrettable human tendency to resent such good fortune. News flash to Cashman. you can't resent large salaries and be a yankees fan in the first place. I'm sure we'd all begald to see antoher zero added to the end of AROD's annuals if it meant more clutch hits and fewer clutch errors. why does noone who addresses this question (which is to say eveyone making a living from baseball and its discourse) acknowledge that people walk Giambi to get to AROD this year more often than prople walk AROD to get to Jorge?
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Sour and Sweet
One more thing. Anyone who fondly imagines that Torre is still a good manager, unfortunately hampered by injuries, should take a look at what the Chisox have managed to extract from Contreras through the simple stratagem of allowing him to pitch in his natural motion instead of trying, for no particular reason whatever, to throw overhand.
Monday, July 03, 2006
Typical (Squared)
If you answered all of the above, you have accurately described the depressing performance the Yankees gave in Cleveland tronight, effectively killing whatever momentum they might have gathered (evidently not much) from their destruction of the Mets last night. A special tipm of the cap to Cabrera, who misjudged a victor Martinez flyball and allowed it to land for a double, even though it barely reached the warning track, and then just for good measure bobbled the ball twice while retrieving it, allowing the go ahead as well as tying runs to score.
With Williams in right--he runs almost as bad as he throws; did you see the pop up he let drop Sunday night--and Cabrera in left, the Yankees outfield is a toxic waste dump just waiting to poison the entire season. At this point, neither Cabrera nor Phillips are contributing enough offensively to justify the present configuration of the outfield. Either hold your nose, let Giambi play first, get Crosby in right and put williams, who is hitting, at DH, or sit Cabrera, put Damon in left, Crosby in center, and shade him as much as you dare into right to cover for Bernie.
Boston's version of the YES channel is running a show called What If, which features some sort of computer projection of what would have happened had Grady Little taken Pedro out in the 2002 ACLS. What's next computer projections of what would have happened had the Shea grounds crew watered the first base area a little more vigorously in 1986?
Congratulating the only Red Sox fan I actually like upon their success in 2004, I told him that the nice thing for chowderhead nation would be that they would find the epic traumas of the past--Bucky (bleeping) Dent (What If: Torres had intentionally walked him?), Bill (bleeping) Buckner, Aaron (bleeping) Boone (What If: Bob and wife had stopped after Brett?)--would be retroactively miniaturized into ruefully amusing setbacks preparing for and sweetening the breakthrough triumph. Evidently, my friend excepted, I had underestimated how truly pathetic chowderhead nation really is. Evidently Z was right when he said Sox fans are all about resentiment, so much so in fact that they continue to nurse it even after its enabling condition has vanished. Which is to say, Red Sox nation is for losers, whether the team itself is winning or not.
Louuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sunday, July 02, 2006
photo negative
In sum, whereas the Sox most closely resemble the Yankees of the twentieth century,the Yankees most closely resemble the Sox of the 20th century. That is the single most depressing thought about baseball I think I've ever had.
Saturday, July 01, 2006
No Jack Kerouac
HAving said all of that one intractable fact remains. If you look at the Sox rotation and the Sox bullpen, both strengths and weaknesses, each uncannily mirrors the Yankees situation. If you go around the diamond, the balance postion by position--with the exception of SS and LF--is similarly striking. The difference between these teams, and I fear it is growing wider, comes down to fundamentals. The Sox field their postions better and field better as a team; they hit better situationally; they know how to bunt and do it at opportune times; they hold runners on better, pick them off more, and throw them out stealing at a better clip. I saw the entire series against the Mets and they dismantled them with fundamentals. And I could only think what a thing of beauty I would find such play were the Yankees responsible.